Are you a conservative? Hate Hillary Clinton, but having trouble swallowing Donald Trump as the Republican nominee? Well have I got good news for you.
Today, Trumpco Products has the answer for you and don't you want to know what it is?
It's the Trumpinator 5000!
Yes, the exciting new Trumpinator 5000 is the perfect gift for yourself or, if you are already a Trump supporter, then, for all those of your principled conservative friends who refuse to climb on the Trump Train.
It's fast, it's easy and it's fun. And let me show you how it works.
Note: We're using the simulated head of pesky conservative talk show host, Glenn Beck here because no matter how much money we offer him, he won't sell us Trump advertising and he keeps pointing out all the problems with Trump. And besides we never liked him because he doesn't intimidate when the RNC tries to lean on him. And boy would we like to get that melon between the patented pans!
With the head securely in place, simply take the patented Trumpinator 5000 persuader mallet and whack the pans until the individual stops talking and begins to drool. It's just that simple and don't you want to know how you can get one?
The Trumpinator 5000!
Get yours today. Don't be left out. Fun for the intellectually vapid and herd beasts of all ages.
Just call 1-800-Trumpinator today.
NOW YOU CAN MAKE ALL YOUR FRIENDS INTO TRUMP FOLLOWERS TOO!
WITH THE TRUMPINATOR 5000
Order yours today.
© 2016 by Tom King