When more than 80 some odd million owners of 40 plus million gas stoves complained about the cost of rewiring their kitchen for an electric stove, President Clueless J. Puddinhead offered this advice (above). Guided by his ideology protection detail His Fecklessness rambled on about global climate change for 30 minutes without accidentally revealing whether the climate would be warming, cooling or remaining the same but with a different hairdo. White House staff called the speech an historical moment that ranks right up there with the times he fell up and/or down the stairs to Air Force One, got lost in the Rose Garden or pooped his pants while visiting the pope in the Vatican.
