Friday, January 23, 2015

King Salman Ascends to the Saudi Throne - Vows Not To Swim in Puget Sound

Prince Salman

King Abdullah is Dead. The 89 year-old king kicked the bucket yesterday. The 79 year-old Prince Salman will succeed him on the throne of the Kingdom of Saud.

Long live King Salman.

That said, the King should not swim in Puget Sound during the months of June, July and August. It's King Salmon season and Washington State's fishermen are notoriously poor spellers.

© 2014 by Tom King

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