You might be a Ron Paul Supporter if.....
If you've systematically "liked" every Ron Paul site on Facebook, you might be a Ron Paul supporter.
If you've ever told anyone they weren't a "real" conservative, you might be a Ron Paul supporter.
If you believe the Constitution guarantees you the right to smoke a doobie, you might be a Ron Paul supporter.
If
you've written more than 3,000 10-page posts to people who have
previously asked you to "Please stop for heaven's sake!" you might be a
Ron Paul supporter.
If you think the holocaust was then and this is now, you might be a Ron Paul supporter.
If your friends have threatened to "defriend" you on Facebook, you might be a Ron Paul supporter.
If you know all about how to grow plants under artificial light in your basement, you might be a Ron Paul supporter.
If you whip out Youtube links like Billy the Kid used to whip out his pistol, you might be a Ron Paul supporter.
If
you're sure George W. Bush had something to do with 9/11 and Ron Paul
is just waiting to be elected before starting the investigation and
trials no matter how much he denies it, you might be a Ron Paul
supporter.
- If Jehovah's witnesses hide when you come to their door, you might be a Ron Paul supporter.
(c) 2011 by Tom King
2 comments:
If Jehovah's witnesses hide when you come to their door, you might be a Ron Paul supporter.
HA! That takes a lot.
I'm sure the JW's are nice people, but they have their "proof texts" to support their [bizarre] doctrines, and if you don't come around to their belief system, then YOU are not going to be saved. And they will not listen to anything you say. The Ron Paul people are the same. To preserve my sanity and the integrity of my FB Page, I have been forced to block just about every Ron Paul supporter! Thanks for giving me a laugh. I tweeted & "liked" this.
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