Wednesday, April 5, 2017
North Korean Ballistic Missile Dysfunction
Dateline North Korea: North Korean leader Kim Jong Un came off a 52 under par round of golf this morning to the shocking news that North Korea's latest test of the Dear Leader's Long Dong Un missile failed to achieve altitude and fell limply into the sea near a Japanese Fishing vessel which hauled the rocket on board with a load of squid.
In other news, fourteen North Korean rocket scientists were accidentally killed when an anti-aircraft gun misfired and struck the scientists who were at the time participating in daily patriotic exercises involving dangling from tall poles by their necks. Kim Jong Un expressed his condolences to the families of the scientists who were also accidentally killed in a North Korean People's Army training exercise, when hundreds of hand grenades accidentally rolled into their homes. Officials could not explain how the pins were accidentally removed from the grenades. The incident is being investigated and the American spies responsible will be found and accidentally killed by anti-aircraft fire.
© 2017 by Tom King