Friday, July 12, 2013

Che' Defects to G.O.P.

Dateline:  7/12/13 - California
Famed revolutionary Che' Gorilla announced today that he is joining the Republican Party. "I didn't leave the Progressive Socialist Workers Party," he told a press conference from his home base at the Sandy Diego Primate Habitat, "They left me!"

In related news, baboons protesting Che's defection cancel their hunger strike when it is discovered that skipping meals would make them not only hungry, but ineligible for Federal banana subsidies.

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