Dateline: 7/12/13 - California
Famed revolutionary Che' Gorilla announced
today that he is joining the Republican Party. "I didn't leave the
Progressive Socialist Workers Party," he told a press conference from
his home base at the Sandy Diego Primate Habitat, "They left me!"
In related news, baboons protesting Che's defection cancel their hunger
strike when it is discovered that skipping meals would make them not
only hungry, but ineligible for Federal banana subsidies.