A Democrat's in the White House Once Again

I offered this updated Democrat praise music to my Democrat friends after the 2009 election but never got any takers. I heard the tune on a Smithsonian folk song CD.  It was originally written after Franklin D. Roosevelt's victory - kind of a nanny nanny boo-boo song that was popular with the unions, the communists and Democrats back in the day.

It was such a lovely bluegrass number, I decided to update it a bit.  I thought my Democrat buddies back in 09 needed a good nanny nanny boo-boo song to go with the little nanny nanny boo boo dance they were all doing.  I figure they needed a new one for Obama, what with all the Hope and Change we're were going to have. Well, Joe Biden is now the best Democrat since sliced bread, so here's a version especially for him.

To wit, this tuneful little number.  If you want to hear a clip of the tune, check out this version on Amazon.com to see how it goes. Just click on the play button and you'll hear the tune.


We’ve Got a Democrat in the White House Once Again




(Tune: We've Got Franklin D. Roosevelt Back Again - 1936, Bill Cox)

C                                               F
Just hand me my old banjo For soon I’m goin’ to go
C                                                  G7
Back to dear old Washington far away.
C                                              F
Since Joe Biden's been elected, We'll not be neglected.
                   G7                                               C
We've got Democrats in the White House once again.
C                            F      
Once again, once again,
                 C                                       G7
Also Democrats in Congress once again.
C                                                   F
Since China Joe's elected, The Economy’s been corrected.
                 G7                                      C
We've got double digit inflation once again.

We’ll take ourselves a little toke
We’ll eat our veggies till we choke.
The diet cops will watch us night and day.
You can tell a dirty joke.
Fornicate, but you can’t smoke.
Cause Biden's in the White House once again.
Once again, once again,
And there's Democrats in the Congress once again.
Rush Limbaugh has been buried.
Gay folks are gettin' married.
We've got Taliban runnin' old Afghanistan.

Trillions spent for useless things.
China's pullin' Biden's strings
Al Qaeda's coming back in a big old way.
Afghanistan has fallen.
The slaughter is appallin'
As Biden's faculties begin to fade.
Begin to fade. Begin to fade.
And he's sending Cubans back the way they came.
Meanwhile the border's open
Millions cross it' a hopin'
They won't wind up some corporation's slave.

No more bills or rent to pay.
The donkey stole election day.
We get bonuses for not going out to work.
They're checkin' if we're vaccinated.
Dr. Fauci's celebrated.
Old people dyin' puts a smirk upon their face.
Upon their face, on their face,
We've got Biden in the White House for a space.
Since Kamala's there as backup,
Nancy waits for Joe to crack up.
So she can put a commie in his place.

The party's head is gettin' slow
And number two keeps her head low
Kamala's slept her way right to the top.
She lost her try at president
But as VP she's quite content
To wait for China Joe, to finally drop.
Finally drops. Finally drops
She's waitin' for when old Joe finally drops.
Then if you're not a socialist
She'll send along the IRS
And if you're robbed, she's defunded all the cops.

We used to think Obama vile,
At least he wasn't quite senile.
In a hundred days Joe's almost brought us down.
Not since Jimmy Carter,
Have we had such a non-starter
Well that happens when your president's a clown.
Is a clown. Is a clown
He's bringing America right down.
We're not yet LGBT
Q R S or T or U V,
But it looks like that is how it's going down.

His handlers keep Joe hidden
Make him do as he is bidden,
If they don't let Joe go wandering around.
Though his bulb gets ever more dim.
The press will cover for him.
His every word we're told will be profound.
Be profound, be profound
Socialism will soon be comin' down.
The masses must be elated.
Or if not, re-educated.
There'll be gulags enough to go around.

His handlers tell us he's okay
We shouldn't doubt election day
Where's Joe ? He's lost out in the Rosey Garden.
While no one else is lookin',
Hunter's books they will be cookin'.
But don't worry the boy will soon be pardoned.
Soon be pardoned, soon be pardoned.
As Joe's arteries grow steadily more hardened,
He wonders if his cut was fair,
And sniffs some little girl's hair
And a laptop lost brings Hunter porno stardom

Joe killed the US oil biz.
The consequences will be his.
Don't mistake his seeming brain confusion.
He's right now in discussions
To get oil from the Russians.
Will anybody ask, "Is that collusion?"
Collusion? Maddow's statin'
It's all just part of smart negotiatin'!
MSNBC just praises him.
And NBC and CNN
And for us we know re-education's waitin'.

Especially, if you stop Joe Biden veneratin'.


New words by Tom King (c) 2008, 2013, 2021

Guerrrilla Wordsmiths - Join Today

I have a suggestion. How about a guerrilla war of words? Facebook has chosen to ban the phrase "S.t.o.p t.h.e. S.t.e.a.l"  I did that to dodge the FB algorithm that searches out the phrase and automatically deletes me! So here's an idea.

Let's keep Georgie Porgie Soros's henchmen busy trying to ban all the variations of the words and phrases they want to ban. They can't write an algorithm to ban individual words without crippling the Facebook platform. So, I challenge fellow wordsmiths to come up with thousands of variants of our call to arms (which phrase HAS been banned here). For that matter anytime we find they've banned a phrase we start crafting variants as fast as we can.

There are so many other ways to say a thing that it's impractical and impossible to keep up with a truly determined gang of guerrilla wordsmiths. Let's keep them busy with trivia and appeals when they ban us. With enough of us assaulting social media with banned post variants, we can drain their resources. We've got time and we have access to thesauruses. This'll be fun. Pass this link along ASAP before some rat-fink turns us in to the speech police. The trick is to keep it rolling and morphing into something different every time the thought police find a new phrase or iea. What collapses socialism is its inability to control everything from Moscow, uh, I mean Beijing on the Potomac. 

Death by a thousand cuts they call it. The trick is to use their own madness against them. And almost as importantly, we can have fun while we are doing it. The cheerful tweaking of the over inflated egos and the poking of holes in the pompous know-it-all Marxist gasbags is really enormous fun, especially if you can make them run around chasing their tails. They do it to themselves. 

So lets do as all those politically correct mommies and teachers tell us to do. 

"Use your words!"

© 2021 by Tom King

 

Encouraging Democrat Cannibalism

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxASD4jHgCk

Poor old Morgan Freeman. CNN today descended on Mr. Freeman with a bevy of angry feminists all claiming he made inappropriate sexual comments or approaches to them over a number of years. Freeman is a died-in-the-wool liberal, with occasional inadvertent conservative lapses. You see his positively sensible statements posted on the Internet by conservatives. For doing this, Freeman may not be forgiven. That's what happen to Bill Cosby. Had the Cos remained on the plantation and not said things that could be quoted in Internet memes by conservatives, he'd have been just one more Bill Clinton. Like the proverbial lovable uncle you warn your daughter to not get too close to at family gatherings.

This propensity for liberal to cannibalize their own could well be a useful tool for conservatives. Let me suggest a strategy. I think what we should do is follow their leaders around and on the rare occasions when they actually do say something sensible, every conservative in America should quickly make up a meme of it and flood Facebook, Google Plus, MeWe and anywhere else they can think of with them.

WARNING:  You should not make fun or nasty comments when you post those memes. Be serious. Act like you admire that person. Post it like you are quoting this person as an authority and that you approve of what they said. Just circulate the bare-faced statement.

After about one to six months, if enough people do it, you'll suddenly see CNN report that "16 women came forward to accuse whoever-it-is" or some Democrat Congressman or pundit will call for an investigation of conduct unbecoming a Democrat. I think that we could effectively decapitate the Democrat Party by making conservative darlings out of them. Even Hillary has said some things that are the opposite of what she's trying to say now that can be quoted. Just make sure that what we quote is accurate and that we can document it. Even Bernie Sanders may have said something sensible once a long time ago when he was trying to win a senate seat. I can think of some Shelia Jackson Lee comments that could be tied to some right wing conspiracy theories. Think of it as chum in the water when you are fishing for sharks.

I have included the one above to get you started.

Happy guerrilla warfare!

© 2018 by Tom King

King Salman Ascends to the Saudi Throne - Vows Not To Swim in Puget Sound

Prince Salman

King Abdullah is Dead. The 89 year-old king kicked the bucket yesterday. The 79 year-old Prince Salman will succeed him on the throne of the Kingdom of Saud.

Long live King Salman.

That said, the King should not swim in Puget Sound during the months of June, July and August. It's King Salmon season and Washington State's fishermen are notoriously poor spellers.

© 2014 by Tom King

Ron Klain is.............Czardoz!

Klain is amazing. Faster than a speeding bullet, he dodges questions from Fox News reporters with lightning speed and agility. More powerful than a Goldman-Sachs vice-president, he twists news media to his will. Able to leap to totally unwarranted conclusions in a single bound. It's a lawyer. It's a spin doctor. It's Czardoz!  - The Huffington Post

Strange creature from Harvard Law School, Czardoz and his willing accomplices in the media wage a never-ending war against truth, justice and the American Way!    - Al Gore

When I saw him step out behind that podium, a tingle ran right up my leg. - Chris Matthews

I want to have his children!    - Gwyneth Paltrow



© 2014 by Tom King