It was such a lovely bluegrass number, I decided to update it a bit. I thought my Democrat buddies back in 09 needed a good nanny nanny boo-boo song to go with the little nanny nanny boo boo dance they were all doing. I figure they needed a new one for Obama, what with all the Hope and Change we're were going to have. Well, Joe Biden is now the best Democrat since sliced bread, so here's a version especially for him.
To wit, this tuneful little number. If you want to hear a clip of the tune, check out this version on Amazon.com to see how it goes. Just click on the play button and you'll hear the tune.
We’ve Got a Democrat in the White House Once Again
(Tune: We've Got Franklin D. Roosevelt Back Again - 1936, Bill Cox)
C F
Just hand me my old banjo For soon I’m goin’ to go
C G7
Back to dear old Washington far away.
C F
Since Joe Biden's been elected, We'll not be neglected.
G7 C
We've got Democrats in the White House once again.
C F
Once again, once again,
C G7
Also Democrats in Congress once again.
C F
Since China Joe's elected, The Economy’s been corrected.
G7 C
We've got double digit inflation once again.
We’ll take ourselves a little toke
We’ll eat our veggies till we choke.
The diet cops will watch us night and day.
You can tell a dirty joke.
Fornicate, but you can’t smoke.
Cause Biden's in the White House once again.
Once again, once again,
And there's Democrats in the Congress once again.
Rush Limbaugh has been buried.
Gay folks are gettin' married.
We've got Taliban runnin' old Afghanistan.
Trillions spent for useless things.
China's pullin' Biden's strings
Al Qaeda's coming back in a big old way.
Afghanistan has fallen.
The slaughter is appallin'
As Biden's faculties begin to fade.
Begin to fade. Begin to fade.
And he's sending Cubans back the way they came.
Meanwhile the border's open
Millions cross it' a hopin'
They won't wind up some corporation's slave.
No more bills or rent to pay.
The donkey stole election day.
We get bonuses for not going out to work.
They're checkin' if we're vaccinated.
Dr. Fauci's celebrated.
Old people dyin' puts a smirk upon their face.
Upon their face, on their face,
We've got Biden in the White House for a space.
Since Kamala's there as backup,
Nancy waits for Joe to crack up.
So she can put a commie in his place.
The party's head is gettin' slow
And number two keeps her head low
Kamala's slept her way right to the top.
She lost her try at president
But as VP she's quite content
To wait for China Joe, to finally drop.
Finally drops. Finally drops
She's waitin' for when old Joe finally drops.
Then if you're not a socialist
She'll send along the IRS
And if you're robbed, she's defunded all the cops.
We used to think Obama vile,
At least he wasn't quite senile.
In a hundred days Joe's almost brought us down.
Not since Jimmy Carter,
Have we had such a non-starter
Well that happens when your president's a clown.
Is a clown. Is a clown
He's bringing America right down.
We're not yet LGBT
Q R S or T or U V,
But it looks like that is how it's going down.
His handlers keep Joe hidden
Make him do as he is bidden,
If they don't let Joe go wandering around.
Though his bulb gets ever more dim.
The press will cover for him.
His every word we're told will be profound.
Be profound, be profound
Socialism will soon be comin' down.
The masses must be elated.
Or if not, re-educated.
There'll be gulags enough to go around.
His handlers tell us he's okay
We shouldn't doubt election day
Where's Joe ? He's lost out in the Rosey Garden.
While no one else is lookin',
Hunter's books they will be cookin'.
But don't worry the boy will soon be pardoned.
Soon be pardoned, soon be pardoned.
As Joe's arteries grow steadily more hardened,
He wonders if his cut was fair,
And sniffs some little girl's hair
And a laptop lost brings Hunter porno stardom
Joe killed the US oil biz.
The consequences will be his.
Don't mistake his seeming brain confusion.
He's right now in discussions
To get oil from the Russians.
Will anybody ask, "Is that collusion?"
Collusion? Maddow's statin'
It's all just part of smart negotiatin'!
MSNBC just praises him.
And NBC and CNN
And for us we know re-education's waitin'.
Especially, if you stop Joe Biden veneratin'.
New words by Tom King (c) 2008, 2013, 2021
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