Biden Authorizes Mass Murder of Undocumented Immigrants

Just because they're birds doesn't make it right!

Hoo me? You talkin' about me?

Sounds hypocritical to me. Washington State, Oregon and California, in cahoots with the Federal Fish and Wildlife Service are planning the genocide of half a million Barred Owls which have apparently been classified as undocumented owls! Illegal aliens if you will.

Me? I'm an open borders for birds guy. Just let them come after the sweet pair of barred owls that hoot at us every spring outside our window at night! It is ironic that the leftist government in Washington is doing the following:

1. Declaring a whole race of owls that moved in here naturally to be unwanted illegal immigrants. I thought Democrats liked illegal aliens!

2. As a result of this anti-immigrant policy and the state's racist spotted owl supremacy stance, they have planned to commit genocide against barred owls based on their race.

3. They are talking about authorizing men with gun to go from tree to tree murdering innocent owls.

4. For people who believe in evolution and the survival of the fittest, they sure have a prejudice in favor of the survival of the demonstrably weak spotted owl population.

5. They didn't ask the rest of us if we wanted to turn Washington State et al into owl Auschwitz. They plan to play enticing owl sounds on loudspeakers and the shoot them when they fly in looking for a hot date.

6. And the story says Joe Biden basically issued the kill order.

Here's the story.

https://komonews.com/news/local/west-coast-spotted-owl-potential-extinction-kill-bared-owls-us-fish-wildlife-service-oregon-washington-california?fbclid=IwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAAR0SAXBCJE2LeWkHmfSEw1pVsIE49sPjuY7DJl23vyGUOJ8eTdH04MXiafM_aem_TRWz-cteEV5y0cUzh4fSmg#

These guys keep the giant ship rat population in check here near Puget Sound.
Government assassins beware. I will protect my feathered neighbors!

© 2024 by Tom King

A Proposal for Improving Democrats' Image

Smiling Democrats Flee Texas

Texas House Democrats have fled the state of Texas to deny the Legislature the ability to form a quorum and pass the election reform bill, or as most Texans think of it, the "Election Fraud Prevention Act." Now we've started seeing plees for donations to help pay the cost of keeping our escaped legislators safely tucked away in Washington at the Plaza Hotel and dining in the finer DC restaurants. These are the representatives of the party of the poor and the working man. As a poor working man, I'd kind of like to see our Democrat saviors do DC the way a "working" man would.

Instead of the $189 a night Washington Plaza, perhaps the runaway Dems should move on over to the Econo-Lodge or the Dew Drop Inn. I hear their rooms go for $35 a night or less if you get two queen-sized beds and everyone doubles up (4 to a room). And they give you a free fly swatter and BYOB rat traps (bring your own bait). Four Democrats for $35 a night works out to $8.75 each or $446.25 for the whole batch per night. Right now they are staying at the Plaza at a grand total of $9,639 per night and drawing $221 per diem or $11,271 to feed and bed down the bunch of them. We could give them a generous $50 a day in McDonald's and Jack-in-the Box coupons and that would reduce the costs to a still-hefty $2,550 per day.

So the current plan runs $20,910 per day.

My proposed "Econo Plan" runs $2,996.25 (a savings of $17,913).

If they stay in Washington just 10 days, that's a savings of $179,913 for the vacation stay in DC for those hard-working Democrat leaders. Now that's real money. Now that would make a real dent in my part in the $28,000,000,000,000 national debt! AndI bet I could get them a deal on the plane fare home via Valu-Air through Priceline.com. More money saved.

https://www.texastribune.org/2021/07/14/who-paying-texas-democrats-walkout-voting/ 

 

© 2021 by Tom King