An Open Letter to People in Central America Who Want to Be Americans

 

First off, I do understand why you want to come here. I also worry about you. You are crossing into trouble and I want to help you. The people who are encouraging you to come to America illegally; the people who want to throw open the BACK door for you are not your friends. They have a use for you and have a long long history of racism, exploitation and even promotion of slavery. 

The majority of Central Americans fleeing to America come with firm beliefs. They tend to be 

 

(1) Pro-choice, 

(2) Pro-Family, 

(3) Pro-Christian, 

(4) Pro-free market capitalism, 

(5) Mostly one of two genders.

Is this any way to enter a new homeland.

In other words, you guys are Conservatives. You're our peeps. Hey, I've been recruiting hard to bring you over to join the folks who have long been anti-slavery, free market capitalists. America is the land of opportunity. I welcome you to the United States and would like to apologize for how Democrats have exploited you, shoved your families into colonias (basically tar paper slave labor camps without running water, sewer or electricity), and pay you next to nothing to pluck chickens, milk cows, build houses, buildings and roads and dig ditches. 

 

I just wish our leftist politicians had let us create a more humane way for our friends from Latin America to become American citizens. If we could improve opportunities for you to enter legally, you could have been better protected you from coyotes, drug cartels and the perils of crossing deserts, rivers and mountains. You don't have to do that. We do have bridges and border crossings believe it or not. We should have English language schools in every consulate in Central America and citizenship classes, screening processes to weed out drug mules, terrorists and gang members, and a guest worker program leading to citizenship.

You should not have to risk death in
the desert to get here.

Please note that there are those in powerful positions in our government take money from powerful corporations and corrupt business. They do not wish you to have this opportunity but to keep you working at virtual slave wages. They will resist efforts to provide you a safe and legal means of becoming Americans. It is to their advantage to keep you poor and downtrodden and is in their interests to pretend to care about you and your children, to lie to you and to help you vote illegally for them so they might remain in power.

The truth is America has plenty of room. Many of you are Americans in your hearts practically from birth. You will make good citizens and taxpayers and you will make our country rise as have generations of legal immigrants. Generations of immigrants have fled oppressive countries and made their way to the land of the free. Each wave of immigrants has made us stronger. Sadly, this latest wave is being forced to enter via the back door, illegally making them vulnerable to manipulation and abuse. For them to do this you must be denied opportunity, freedom and even a place in the culture.

Many of us are working on a solution to this problem. 

 

It's already started.

Please be patient with us. We are working
against powerful forces both here and in Central America to prevent you from rising in the world. Conservatives believe the economy is not a zero sum game and that there is plenty of room for hard-working people to succeed.

Pray for us. We are fighting truly evil forces. God be with you all. I pray that we find a way to at once protect our nation AND bring you safely home to America.

Tom King

 

A Proposal for Improving Democrats' Image

Smiling Democrats Flee Texas

Texas House Democrats have fled the state of Texas to deny the Legislature the ability to form a quorum and pass the election reform bill, or as most Texans think of it, the "Election Fraud Prevention Act." Now we've started seeing plees for donations to help pay the cost of keeping our escaped legislators safely tucked away in Washington at the Plaza Hotel and dining in the finer DC restaurants. These are the representatives of the party of the poor and the working man. As a poor working man, I'd kind of like to see our Democrat saviors do DC the way a "working" man would.

Instead of the $189 a night Washington Plaza, perhaps the runaway Dems should move on over to the Econo-Lodge or the Dew Drop Inn. I hear their rooms go for $35 a night or less if you get two queen-sized beds and everyone doubles up (4 to a room). And they give you a free fly swatter and BYOB rat traps (bring your own bait). Four Democrats for $35 a night works out to $8.75 each or $446.25 for the whole batch per night. Right now they are staying at the Plaza at a grand total of $9,639 per night and drawing $221 per diem or $11,271 to feed and bed down the bunch of them. We could give them a generous $50 a day in McDonald's and Jack-in-the Box coupons and that would reduce the costs to a still-hefty $2,550 per day.

So the current plan runs $20,910 per day.

My proposed "Econo Plan" runs $2,996.25 (a savings of $17,913).

If they stay in Washington just 10 days, that's a savings of $179,913 for the vacation stay in DC for those hard-working Democrat leaders. Now that's real money. Now that would make a real dent in my part in the $28,000,000,000,000 national debt! AndI bet I could get them a deal on the plane fare home via Valu-Air through Priceline.com. More money saved.

https://www.texastribune.org/2021/07/14/who-paying-texas-democrats-walkout-voting/ 

 

© 2021 by Tom King

 

Governor Inslee Plans to Fight Current Drought With...........TAXES

There's talk of taxing water bills and anything water-related with a 15% add-on tax in order to "fight" this further evidence of human-caused global warming.  The map above shows the counties that will be affected by the fight against the weather (mostly the sun). Note the "exempt" area - King County/Seattle. What a shock!

Interesting note about population distribution in Washington State. If you want to elect a governor, all the votes you need are to be had in King County. Seattle has solidly Democrat representation. We don't get a lot of Republican governors up here. So the 15% will be charged in the counties where the drought will be "fought". What will be done with the money is less clear. Fight a few fires maybe, but a 15% surcharge isn't exactly chump change.

Exempting Seattle/King county is a smart move. Don't want to make the people who got you elected when there's a recall petition floating around out there. But as another flim flam man once said, "Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain."  I AM JAY. THE GREAT AND POWERFUL!

© 2021 by Tom King