Curiouser and Curiouser

Desperate Leftists Make Mistakes as Indictment Details Emerge

When the InJustice Department indicted Donald Trump on 37 counts of federal crimes, it sent the leftist media into paroxysms of joy. As details of the charges emerge, however, it seems more and more likely our Marxist friends celebrated too soon. Despite, and in fact because of, the clearly political nature of the case, Trump remains the 2024 Republican presidential front-runner. His poll numbers are up and he raised almost 7 million dollars almost overnight.

The more we learn about the case the more it looks, as Alice said, "Curiouser and curiouser!" In particular, the indictment accuses Trump of failing to comply with demands to return classified documents, including plans for a retaliatory attack on an unnamed foreign power. For those of us paying attention, that sounds suspiciously like Trump may have held onto Pentagon plans to invade Iran, formulated in a virtual act of mutiny, when the president and their commander-in-chief had expressly forbidden the military from attacking Iran. 

I'm pretty sure the guys that former president Dwight Eisenhower called the military-industrial complex are having a hissy fit lest their treasonous plot to get us into another expensive and unnecessary Mideast war be exposed. Just kidding!  Of course the honorable corporate barons and their toadies in the Pentagon would NEVER do such a thing. They've got all those gold stars on their collars, presumably for good behavior.

And if you believe that, I'm selling lakefront acreage on Mars at Elon Musk's "Olympus Mons Woods." These stunning lots include hot and cold running sand with a beautiful view of the Great Face. Hurry, though. These deals won't last long.

© 2013 by Tom King